

"Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic.murder sometimes, but never divorce." - Dr.

"My husband and I have never considered divorce.So each is inevitably disappointed." - Albert Einstein "Women marry men hoping they will change."Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one." - Mae West.If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates "By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy."Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" - Groucho Marx."The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." - Oscar Wilde."May she share everything with her husband, including the housework." - Unknown Proverb."Marry a man your own age as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." - Phyllis Diller."Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." - Benjamin Franklin."It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner."May this marriage be full of laughter, our every day in paradise." - Rumi."You don't marry the person you can live with-you marry the person you can't live without." - Unknown.When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too." - The Alchemist "When we love, we always strive to become better than we are."The best thing to hold onto in life is each other." - Audrey Hepburn.A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead." - Oscar Wilde "There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage." - Martin Luther."A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short." - Andre Maurois.The best time to love is now." - Rick Warren "Where there is love there is life." - Mahatma Gandhi.You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time." - Julia Child "The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person."Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery."There is only one happiness in life: To love and be loved." - George Sand.
